Donnie Half Scoop hooked her up with his private dealer.

She must have borrowed some of her big brother’s anxiety meds that he takes before giving a speech.

When they go low she gets high? 

Today I’ve learned that Kim is two years younger than me and Blake Shelton is two years older. I swear I thought both were further away in each direction. Moral? I’m getting old.

I think we can receive pictures of Rebel looking very good with positive vibes. Better than looking at yet more pictures of the Kardashians with expanding asses. 

Just dilute some floor cleaner, and add it to some toilet water to add a little class for your next prison book club beating.

Toilet hooch...its a good thing.

I didn’t either. So I googled and went down an attention whore, I mean influencer rabbit hole and learned that she’s a narcissistic waste of air. How much of a narcissistic waste of air, you ask? She hired a ghost writer to write her Instagram captions, in the hopes of scoring a book deal to ‘write’ about her life as…

Maybe just get on a real bike and take a ride outside?

As someone who fondly remembers Pimp My Ride growing up ..

I will 100% listen to him read his memoir. I'm not a big fan of audio books yet, but I go in big and hard for ones read by the author, autobiographies in particular.

Yeah and I don’t think it is about the plastic surgery she has had. The filters and Photoshop really make them look weird.

That header image looks like a bad render in a video game, and one from a few years ago.

It sounds really likely someone thought she was background/an extra. They are regularly told not to interact with the principals, in part because that is not only a path to joining the Screen Actors Guild but also gets the extra a bit of extra money. Making eye contact is particularly called out as something not to be…

That is there look.

Maybe she just confused her time on 90210 and The Ellen Show.

I want my refund!!! I actually have some of the makeup haha.

Or, according to Elle Woods, reckless abandonment (I think that is the line in the movie - can’t find a gif)

Well, that’s not what her husband told her...so according to the People of Praise, no.

I think Monty Python has a song about that because God is quite irate