Man, Eddie Van Halen. That one stings. Definitely deserves its own post.

Melanie is be best porno hooker for make benefit glorious nation Slovenia.

Except they’re already doing that.

DWTS is not a good fit for her. The repartee falls flat.

Right - empathy for the common man. I have some old boots from Walmart, one of which I’d love to introduce to The Waddler’s buttocks. 

He’s immune, haven’t you heard?

I’m surprised this isn’t coming from Jarvanka as they’re usually the ones leaking disapproval to the press that they would never saw to Trump himself.

He must not have gotten the memo - there’s no inheritance coming. Whatever the creditors don’t seize, uncle Sam will. They should be grabbing whatever isn’t nailed down and booking a one way ticket to a non-extraditing country.

Seeing him masked up and inside a fortified vehicle reminded me of Immortan Joe somehow.

Trump gets whatever he wants because he will badger the fuck out of people, whining, threatening, complaining, yelling, and he simply wears people out. I grew up with someone like this, and and it’s upsetting, exhausting, and also horrific.

The are starting him on a prophylactic course of embalming fluid.

Oh yeah. But still when they were informed Dear Infectious Leader needed to be seen by his adoring people, at least one of them had to think “This fuckin’ guy....”

We’re like 2 days away from him starting a twitch channel from his hospital bed.

Bet the Secret Service agents were overjoyed to take a nice Sunday drive with the president.

The ‘Drive By’ jokes are going to be fast and furious.

the best symptomatic

No. Nobody’s sure of anything. It is the legacy of this presidency. 

The BEST symptomatics.  Off the charts.

Thoughts and prayers…