“If these millenials weren’t such PUSSIES, maybe they could afford multiple loans that’ll leave them destitute instead of whining about their lack of prospects.”

There’s ANOTHER final boss I have to beat the game for? Fuck... 

Every other store will be an artisinal cheese sampler store. Progress!

Clearly this means you need to become the Bodega Bandit.

It would be the party that’s shutting out any possible inclusion of new blood because they’re terrified of the scary progressives. I mean... you do realize that it isn’t only progressives that primary people already in office under a Democratic ticket, right? 

Basically. You don’t have to like the progressive wing of the party to recognize that shutting out any possible form of new blood is a stupid idea.

The racist shitstorms that AOC, Rashida Tlaib and Ilhan Omar have had to endure should have disabused anyone of that notion that race and sexism aren’t a part of it.

Yes and you know what’s a great way for the Democrats to destroy the minimal political capital they’ve gained from Trump and the Republican Party torching everything in their path? Trying to snuff out the progressive wing of the party that’s actually energized their base.

In case it wasn’t abundantly clear to you guys. Max Contrarian is a troll. It’s in the name. 

Yeah. That’s what makes Mitch more frightening than Trump in some respects. Mitch is just a complete power for the sake of power entity. No beliefs or anything animating him. He just wants to be Majority Leader until the sun burns out and everything else is gone. 

And even that as ever was a cynical move to accumulate political power and money from one of his major donors.

Right. Nothing says pragmatic like cutting off your nose to spite your face.

Of course Elon Musk is a Soundcloud rapper. Of course he is...

The DCCC as always is all about listening to women and POC until they actually open their mouth and demand change. 

Apropos of nothing: David Frum can go get fucked.

Will any balloon do?

Sekiro. Exploring the Abandoned Dungeon and Ashina Depths. Not ready to try my luck against any ghost enemies until I have more Divine Confetti.

Considering San Francisco is filled to the brim with rich libertarians who are outwardly progressive but usually do their best to smash the poor with a hammer, I’m not sure what the argument is here.

Carson is doing his one good deed for the decade.

Rahm Emanuel because justice has been impugned under his watch. *snorts*