Right and here’s the thing: I have no problem with Beto in the context of Texas. If he ran against John Cornyn, that’d be perfect. We need more Senators who are Democras and as much as I dislike Beto, relative to a Texas Republican he’s a step up. But not being able to beat Ted Cruz at his weakest and his record in…

Yes. They’re light because they’re principles rather than bills. That’s the point. But it’s also something that Democrats have largely been able to agree upon because the party has largely moved left.

Oh for sure. The media is always a willing partner in flattening everything out so we can still pretend that both sides are equally at fault.

What is it with the Trump humpers today with something to prove? Go back to Breitbart fellas, you’ll find someone willing to give you that incel love you crave over there.

*yawn*

Now more about how Ilhan Omar is the real racist please.

That sums it up perfectly.

It’s almost as if there isn’t one...

You don’t see an issue with Beto reneging on a pledge that he chose to sign? None at all? That kind of dishonesty doesn’t bother you?

Yeah. Definitely no corporate money to see here.

That he tried to defend Roy Moore on preying on teenage girls is the least shocking factoid about this guy.

Maybe because a bunch of candidates already running actually have offered specifics?

Yeah about that:

And pray tell how does that work? The same country that for a wide margin is pro-Green New Deal and Medicare for All? Policies that Beto won’t actually support.

I feel like there’s a late 80's-early 90's Simpsons gag about this. There has to be, right?

He’s definitely a shoo-in for President, right?

Search engines old chum:

Yeah it’s baffling to me how people are so shocked that a guy who regularly hewed to the right despite being in a blue district might find support running against one of the most maligned politicians in America (Ted Cruz), but might find said support lacking when he runs nationally since he’s no longer to the left of…

When you have all the power in the world, but you obsess over a subpar sketch comedy.

Why? His record hews more towards Republicans despite being in a solid blue district. Or his supporting implicit corruption on behalf of his Republican father-in-law who’s also a politician. Either way, what would’ve been good for Texas isn’t good for the rest of the nation.

I really would like to get what the appeal is for shitty boy-king white guys between him and PewDiePie. Like seriously explain it to me.