Donald Trump will be on Twitter to address this atrocity against hard-working rich people everywhere by the Failing FBI.

Ok... but then what? The Republican Party controls the Senate, so it ultimately doesn’t matter what the House does.

Yes it is. Haven’t you paid attention to the last few weeks?

What? There’s no one more pro-Jewish than the man who cosplayed in his Nazi collaborator dad’s uniform.

Woah. Nothing says “pro-Jewish” organization like debuting alongside Sebastian freaking Gorka, a dude who has a history with the Vitezi Rend.

Welp. We’re fucked.

So when can we look forward to Trump’s epic wide-ranging interview with Stormfront?

Look if you want to lick the fungus off of Trump’s feet, that’s your prerogative dude.

...so what you’re saying is he fits in really well?

Or... and this is gonna sound crazy: don’t waste the money on an iPhone?

...what the hell is he even talking about?

Yeah, I’m not really seeing the spoiler-worthiness here.

Anything to distract from Brexit being a slow-moving disaster, I guess.

Those are the same people who thought John Kelly was going to be a voice of wisdom. They deserved to get proven wrong.

It’s security theatre. It’s just to punish the US for not giving reciprocity to EU countries. 

Oh fuck yes.

It’s certainly strange that Sony randomly decided to censor a scene even Japan or Microsoft didn’t care about. But to be quite honest, I don’t give a shit. I’ll take this over having to deal with Denuvo so I can play the game on Steam.

Also still isn’t worth all the neckbeard “CENSORSHIP!” rallying cries over this.

I mean this is great and all of her to do. But it is utterly horrifying that these people have to rely on the random generosity of a celebrity in order to survive.

Considering Ivanka is goy as hell and a convert, I’m pretty sure she counts as much for an avowed Jewish person as Bryan Cranston’s Seinfeld character.

I mean was anyone really surprised? This was every Republican’s shtick from the mid-2000's to the early-aughts. And Fox has already made clear that overt racism and sexism aren’t a barrier to work. Just destroy his advertiser base.