Which would make sense if most of the country knew who she was and if she wasn’t up for using her aides as stress relief mechanisms. 

You’d be surprised how many people I’ve seen defend Klobuchar abusing her aides. It’s pretty horrifying.

Is this that post-racial America white people keep insisting is for real?

No way. How dare Malia Obama have thoughts and opinions and not just exist as a doll with no voice.

 The kid is a kid. Arresting a kid for being belligerent is some bullshit. (So is having cops come anywhere near a child, but that’s a different matter.)

“There are thousands of us! Thousands!”

It’s a septuagenarian’s candlewax brain melting before our eyes. 

“The police like to confirm the facts before sharing the full story.”

And as we all know: those are the two most trustworthy news sources on the planet...

Nah man. He’s John Byrne’s Lex Luthor.

He doesn’t have a nuisance lawsuit to file at a high school for not letting him peep in the locker rooms? 

I mean it’s already worth it for Young Justice, Batman the Brave and the Bold, the DCAU content, and hate-watching Titans.

Yes, they should have invited a corporate parasite to feast on the city so they could have increasingly minimal influence on the giant corporate kaiju. Great take, it’d play well in MSNBC.

In before the dual HamNo whining/Amazon bootlicking responses.

“Or you know they weren’t buying his story, as it is appearing they were right. Feel free to apologize for calling anyone with doubts a racist homophone.”

Alright dude. Chill for just a second and show us on this doll where Bernie hurt you.

I’m surprised he didn’t offer up any hot takes on the virtues of phrenology. 

And yet it’ll still be a question mark as to whether Trump signs it or not.

No. Unfortunately we can’t afford to punish our precious precious cops.

A) Fuck yeah those kids are cool. This is the only rational response to a dying planet. Call them out till they’re forced to respond.