There’s always Breitbart if you want to find a more willing audience for this sad shit.

And this here is why I’m quite content telling people who want me to blindly vote for someone because they have a (D) behind their name to shut the fuck up. Try some self-examination before you start going on about how racist Bernie is.

So we’re just gonna forget there were five separate responses after the SOTU last year? Three of them by current Democrats?

You mean Sean Spicer, the guy who hid in bushes from reporters, and almost routinely embarrassed himself might not have thought this through? Well shit...

What are you talking about? Trump loves The Blacks, The Jews, and The Mexicans. It’s not his fault that his supporters don’t love them too.

I’m not exactly sure how Bernie figures into this conversation just because some Daily Caller hack tried to ambush him.

God. I would fuck him right here and now. Clearly this is the root of my support for the man who refuses brush and shirt press.

I refuse to believe that anyone would willingly fuck a dude who looks like a baby penguin forced into human clothes. 

But I keep hearing from centrists about how he’s so cool. And did you know that he DESTROYS sandwiches?

You would think someone in the work of law would know why they wrote things that they stood by as a student...

Now there’s the Nancy Pelosi we know and groan about.

Why make Queso if you hate Mexicans? Oh right...

Pure malevolence and a big check once he completes his tour of duty at Trump Presents the White House.

It’s almost as if a necessity for modern living shouldn’t be subject to the vain and capricious whims of late-stage capitalism, especially when it’s under a friggin monopoly.

...this is truly the type of leadership we deserve.

It’s almost as if the type of people generally encouraged to be leaders tend to be affluent monsters or sociopaths.

Didn’t he already do that?

What? A supposedly impartial justice-to-be ranting about the a former president conspiring against him isn’t the most normal shit you’ve ever seen?

I doubt even he knows what he’s doing now.

Because reverse racism I guess?