Even from beyond the political grave, Paul Ryan is both dom and sub in his relationship with Trump.

Maybe this will finally get the ICE stans/border humpers to stop bleating on about how we need ICE... probably not.

No word on his texts about killing Superman or building a power suit?

Send Bevins out to stand in the cold and see how long it takes for him to run back inside.

Guess it’s time for me to sacrifice a goat or two to Baphomet as thanks.

What is it with him and Ted Cruz trying to grow the baby boy beards?

If history is of any worth to charting future patterns, she and Schultz will write a shitty book together about it.

Is it cannibalism if you don’t even enjoy it?

If he’s so assured of his ruggedness, let’s see him last without his wealth for a year.

Which exactly nobody was arguing against. If they want to flush money down the toilet, that’s their prerogative. Whether they’re doing it for anything other than vanity and a broken view of how the system should work (i.e. keep the normies out) is the issue here.

Wait. You mean the billionaire union-buster might in fact just be afraid that someone will take his piggy bank if Democrats actually complete their movement to the left? I for one am shocked.

Kennedy family logic is one of the reasons why we’re in this mess.

You’re picking one hell of a hill to die on dude. That wasn’t the point. The point is that people acting as if she cut in line to a seat they’re entitled to is insanity. 

It’s almost as if they don’t have any belief in their stated opinions.

Congratulations. You sound like Steve King.

You’re arguing that Israel as an ethnostate, something that would be considered anathema in any other context, is better than actually trying for a system that doesn’t render its Arab population second class citizens. That’s a position inherently contradictory toward actually protecting people’s human rights.

Wow. Who knew that the guy who constantly concern trolled Democrats and Republicans alike was in the end just a guy looking for an easy buck?

Well. It’s official. President Trump has become presidential. Disengage all criticism folks, it’s time to pack our bags and go back to our snowflake homes.

It is insane how Democrats can look at their base becoming more cognizant of the fact that genocide enacted by an apartheid state that we have an incestuous relationship with is bad and respond by... doubling down on it. That said state is being led by someone who’s basically parallel Earth Donald Trump and has…

You realize that making Israel an ethno-state where anyone else is a second class citizen is part of the problem, right?