Because as we all know: supporting Israel can never mean you’re still an anti-semite.

And conveniently they’re all only people I don’t like.

Yes. Because not bowing down to the idea that Hillary isn’t a weak candidate equals Russian influence. Got it comrade.

Show me on this David Brooks doll where Bernie touched you.

Surprisingly acknowledging that there’s a very real reason to be apathetic about the self-perpetuating machine that is American politics regardless of who’s in charge doesn’t mean bad shit can’t still happen.

Thank god David Brooks is here to give you the hottest of hot takes.

Thank you for proving your gold medal manliness in the Internet Hot Take Olympics. You can go home with your head held high.

Too much work. Sorry.

And everyone “lets” Trump’s idiocy shine through. He does that quite well enough on his own doing that. This is the part where pushback would be useful in a free press.

This is one of those times where actually knowing the content of the fucking Constitution is helpful.

And FWIW you’re a humorless fuck. Thanks.

It all sounds sociopathic to me.

It all sounds sociopathic to me.

Wow. Just wow.

Those are definitely Punisher t-shirts. The intent seems pretty clear to me.

Look mailing bombs to politicians you don’t like isn’t cool. But publicly condemning a politician at a restaurant is literally fascism.

Gotta love white mediocrity. It can make mental gymnastics for any awful thing.

I am so shocked that a fancy lad who teaches at Yale and writes for the WSJ has no idea what an average american looks like.

Or y’know, don’t play along with Trump’s silly games using a disenfranchised people as a political cudgel? You don’t need to defend all white women just because they’re liberal, you aren’t a Proud Boy.

She never had any integrity to begin with, so no great loss.