Roger Goodell wishes he was the NBA commish right about now.

"That's just dumb."

+1

I lost a lot of respect for Burton after this.

I'd still like to see the Chelsea goal. Shame.

Dear overlords at Gawker,

My top three are Prometheus, Dark Knight Rises and Brave. This is the first summer in a long, long time that I will be going to the movies quite a bit. There are a lot of movies that I actually want to see this year. Hopefully my BA is pretty high, cause my hopes are up there for a lot of them.

That's awesome.

Barney Gumble and Hitler. I'm rather proud of the first one.

Party pooper. Party pooper.

Yes, I caught that too. He's got a look of satisfaction on his face.

Dat smile on Snow White. 0.o

Can you guys please update this and all the previous BKAUs with their BMIs? I'd really appreciate it, and it'd save me a lot of time.

I don't see what's wrong with any of this. Seems pretty good to me. I think the world would be a better place with more Loria's. Seriously.

Oh, there's plenty wrong with should of. Also, if you used it there, I'm guessing you us it in all your writing. Also, where do you get that I was mad?

I think you meant "should have", not "should of". What the fuck does 'should of' even mean?

No, it's YouTubes new image stabilization feature. If you check the other videos that she's uploaded, they are free of this weirdness. I thought something was up too, but it's legit.

I'm in the minority of people who are extremely excited about this. The advancements these will bring is fantastic. Like the Internet or many other military funded projects that have great positive effect on public life. I see this as more of a positive thing. Boston Dynamics has been the beacon of hope that we can…

No arguments from me on this one.

Well that's the thing; you don't have to do anything really. Just set-up an account and email yourself the credentials. Frankly, they already messed up once while handling things on their own. If you don't follow anyone on Twitter, and you make your profile as private and hard to find as possible, nothing can come of…