OMG, you guys claiming that you've never experience it are so missing out. I really thought I had a weird problem with this. Thank you Internet (and io9) for proving me wrong. It's pretty cool. I always thought it was just me, because whenever I walk into a bathroom, I never see anyone else do it. It always freaked me…

Sorry, it's a little running joke I have in life that right handed people are communists who tried to erase us from existence. Clearly though, my comment was in jest. Frankly, I am forced to use my right hand for many tasks that I had to learn to do because there wasn't a left handed equivalent. Please don't take the…

hehe, very nice. Nice skills too. =P

Don't forget life like replicas of our junk. It's for the Army wives. Won't someone please think of the Army wives?!

Two things:

Wait, I voted wrong, can I pick again? You know it's a great year in gaming when you pick Uncharted 3 as the best in show and you think you voted wrong.

As a fellow lefty and horny college student, I totally want to meet your sister.

Well, maybe the constant bemoaning of left handed people in the past has subconsciously fucked all of us up. Really, living in this right handed world sucks. All you losers who do things with your wrong hand try to push all of that shit on us; writing, mousing, washing dishes, hanging clothes, opening doors, driving,…

I would certainly trade one of our animals for mythical beings. I'd give up hippos for dragons. Or maybe zebras for unicorns. Piranha for mermaids. Okay, you know what, we need to start working on this. Forget jetpacks. This is your new priority scientists. Actually, don't cancel jetpacks yet....instead, cancel…

Rumors are they're going to be pushing this feature out anyway. For Chrome OS and all. So it should come back soon enough.

Hehe, I'm actually very slim and have a healthy diet, thankyouverymuch. Also, what does it get you to type profanities at me? And if you're going to do it no matter what, at least have some consistency. You can't call me a little bitch, then go on and call me a lazy sloth who eats junk food. What good does it do to…

You've never been to Fleshbot before tonight? Jeez, welcome to the club man. What other porn sites don't you know about?

Stay classy Nyko, just like your products.

The PS3 is on a ten year plan, but that doesn't mean that the next console won't come out before then . The PS2 was on a ten year plan, and they still released the PS3 before it was out for ten years. Ten year plan doesn't mean Sony will not release a new system before that time is up. The plan is mostly meant for…

I see the retarded Nintendo fanboys come out swinging early. God forbid something Nintendo does is retarded. Fine, he's not waving his hands; worse yet, he's waving the whole fucking controller around.

The amount of fail that you are at life is incomprehensible. You think that because you throw that out there it's okay for you to use that word in that fashion? And because you didn't use it with the actual meaning, it makes it cool? Keep douching it up in life though, I'm sure you'll get far with that.

Hehe, but I haven't owned it since ever, so there's a lot of games on there that'd be new to me.

I like it. Unfortunately for Microsoft, my first console this gen was a PS3. Said PS3 has YLOD'ed. I will replace said PS3 before I get a 360. I'm a broke college student set to graduate early next year, so I don't see myself getting a 360 anytime soon (I do see myself getting a PS3 by 11/11/11 though =D). Although I…

Luke, please don't apologize. This is just countering the years of girly brown nosing Crecente has been prematurely and unnecessarily doing on Call of Duty's behalf. It's great to see a Kotaku editor get excited for an actually good modern military setting FPS.

"I want to go to there"