I read that title as "Wallpaper". Here I was thinking to myself, "why the fuck do I want better understanding of my wallpaper?"

I'm still torn. The trailers have piqued my interest for the exact reason of this article. But there's no Keira Knightley. Maybe I'll see it, but not opening weekend.

Unfortunately for me, they still won't let me heart myself. =(

Dude, if I could heart you, I'd do so in a heartbeat. No pun intended.

The greatest fictional assassin of all time is missing from this list.

Holy shit, hearts are back. Nice

I was thinking more like Prison Break: Sci-Fi

Dysfunctional? I see no dysfunction in that family. Also, aren't we supposed to be one race of cafe au lait in the future? Why are there still white people?

"This past week has been a bad one for television. Hopefully there are better years head for the platform as the Internet slowly takes over.

I was really hoping that Fat Princess would be offered so that the community could get a boost.

Minus the Madden since the N64 days, I know exactly what you're saying. Heck, it's true for gaming in general.

R is Rockman

Pacman.

"My name is Fisher. Sam Fisher."

When did it become cool to misspell grapefruit in French? Also, when did it become cool for hipsters to sell out to the corporations? Or am I mistaking hipsters for hippies? Or is Hyundai the new, cool car company, so it doesn't count? So many questions, who will answer them all?

Oh listen, I'm a fairly smart guy, I understand why they do it perfectly well. I "understand" (sort of) why we drill for oil in the Gulf Coast (I hated it before the spill last year), I still don't think it's right. I understand just fine the economics of it. I'm just pointing out how it's wrong. Clearly you need to…

Speaking of the famous Explora, did you see Friday's XKCD? Don't forget to read the sub-text.

"After seeing the Cars 2 trailer during the NBA game last night, I fear that my initial fears of Pixar going the way of shark jumpers before it, has officially jumped the shark. And with this movie, I expect nothing more. Pixar had the opportunity to do something special since their eruption on the scene, but they've…

Every single year you fuck-nuts (EA Sports, not Kotaku) come out with a BS list of crap that's supposedly new, and how this year is better than last year, and how everything has changed, and how this is actually worth the $60 you charge (which is the same price other games that are first run in their series that…

Game Dev Story is awesome. Thanks to Kotaku for featuring it. I didn't even have my current phone when Brian reviewed it, but I saw it featured in the Market and remembered the video. I don't really want to play Infinity Blade just because it seems much for a phone. The only place I'd play would be at home since I'd…