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Hey, I'm a 4/20 too. I can't wait either. It's gonna be tough though, cause there's this, Motorstorm, and Portal 2 (which is a must buy). Now would be a good time for a buy two get one free. You hear that Amazon? I'm looking at you.

Note, I didn't edit my copy-paste post, put I do appreciate the update of this article. Now I'm off to root my phone before class in 40 minutes.

Holy crap, someone read my mind this morning (or my post, and just quickly posted this).

Back in the old Kotaku, this is the kind of comment that would get someone a star. I haven't seen that much recognition of good commentors lately, but you need a star for not only resisting the very tempting act of flaming an idiot, but bringing reason in a land (not Kotaku in general, just this post) without any.

His whole life is already up on his own Youtube video. Note to 1337 h4x0r5 out there, don't allow commenting on YT for these types of videos. We don't actually like you and what you do to games (see: CoD).

My solution is relying on future advances in ear reparation. I know, I know, that's a bad way to look at things. But if we can make 80 year old men hard as a rock, we sure as hell can fix a damaged ear canal. Also, if more things were sound proof, we wouldn't need to crank the volume up too loud, would we? It's like

Good movie that innovates? Source Code? ORLY?

No you don't.

Yes, exactly. I was actually doing all that recalling off the top of my head. But yes, that is indeed how you get SA rating.

Here's a video of it done, although you don't need to plant the mine and blow it up. Just make sure no one's looking and climb up.

Haha. You're supposed to climb to the roof by way of using bricks on the old style buildings. Next, you sneak into the room before the room where the guy's in. You take out your garrote wires and sneak in to the next room while he's playing his viola or cello (or was it piano?), and sneak behind him and kill him. The

1. Pile it up on our now useless space shuttles.

I was scared of Mrs.Doubtfire growing up. I had problems. Something about not being able to accept the humiliation.

Also, don't forget the dart gun in the tree house in the back. Now that was a lot of fun.

The fun with Hitman is you go back and play each mission the opposite of how you originally beat it. So if you got a SA rank the first time, try the mission guns blazing.

Bambi was beast. I didn't cry for Bambi. My cousin and I were more amused at the part with the male deer, and we kept rewinding and playing it in slo-mo until the VCR ate the tape. My most traumatic movie was seeing one of my dad's porn films. Nothing is bad after you've seen fornication at 5. Real movies, it'd have

I think that's the age I started watching the Terminators, among other things. I guess it depends on who it is. And I'm betting it was a domino effect where one kid went boohoo and the others just followed.

@Charlie: Sorry that I've forgotten who, but what's the name of the ex-io9 editor who started their own blog on a similar topic? I quite enjoyed his blog and the concept of it.

Oh man, how could I forget Jurassic Park? Damn. My kid will be a failure now. The shame!