id love to see a tutorial on how to swap out the giant apple earbuds for rubber tips. i have a bunch hangin around and i would love do that. buut not willing to be the guinea pig myself and destroy a bunch of them in the process. i mean the apple buds have good cords and the mike and volume thing are nice, its just…

@cinnamonster: just call it "stalker app" and call it a day. that shit is kinda creepy

using this app while driving is in itself an example of bad driving.

my hand is stuck in the vending machine, please help

no im totally gonna use or download anything from an .in domain. maybe you can recommend a fake rolex online store that ends in a .cn or .ru for me.

@Terry: thats too funny

pay 9 bucks to have someone tell me to put contacts on the home screen? anyone wanna buy the brooklyn bridge?

oh god i cant wait to see some chinese to english text translations fiery butterflies poop storm Love!

The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me…

doesn't matter about the password at all if the site where you have that account gets cracked. oh wait, that's exactly what happened. so my 25 character upper lower case number filled password is pretty much worthless

water boarding works pretty well too... just save it for stuff more serious than cookies

say bye bye to resale value

that plastic stuff does work really well, but the cats think its a play thing for them and i end up using packing tape to repair all the claw holes. so its not pretty by the time spring rolls around

the best thing i ever got as far as keeping my place clean is a handheld vac with an electric powered brush attachment. the thing is like 18 volts and has the same amount of suction and power as a normal vac but way easier to just grab and use since you dont need to go and get the giant floor vacuum everytime you want…

@rebeldevil: virgin mobile has an unbeatable deal right now. 25 bucks a month for 300 minutes and unlimited text and web. but you have to buy the phone outright. they have an android something or other for 175 which is a damn good deal. and they use the sprint network so the coverage is excellent. i have sprint…

but then you'd have to drive a purple, orange or gold car. gross.

i hate itunes and the file system of ipods so much. never understood why they had to obscure the files names or make it impossible to move music from ipod to computer.

so narrow, fine for one undersized human. but what about an american sized human or those that have a sig other? it needs to be at least a queen size, although cali king is well king

that's never come up since i fix everything myself

@MrFresh: its real time encoding so, its pretty processor intensive, but at least you dont have to convert your files if you use some weird format