Because of Trump, I’ve given up using “very” as an adverb.

He’s been practically begging China to solve this for him.

Troll go fuck yourself.

thank you *curtsies* Except it was a total sequitur! :)

I’ll let Andy Borowitz respond

I believe it to be the opposite. They clean him up considerably.

It means the Syria and MOAB bombings didn’t boost his numbers in the long term so he needs to start a war.

Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ on a Cracker sums up my view whenever he opens his mouth.

I got so used to Republicans actually shutting down the government and threatening to do so, so often that hearing them talk about how bad that is now is really confusing ...

Donald Trump: Hailed for parlaying his name and expertise into a multi-million dollar enterprise.

He doesn’t care. He doesn’t consume information that way

And, God fucking forbid, an adept capitalist who leveraged her expertise and celebrity to make money.

“To talk him out of doing crazy things.”

Now I wonder just how close America has been to a 4 am dick pic... tweeted at North Korea.

Bannon calls his office his “war room” and lists all of Trump’s campaign promises, like “Deport 2 million criminal illegal immigrants,” checking them off as those Executive Orders get signed. Kushner, however, eschews MAGA paraphernalia and slogans in order to treat our democracy like a tech start up.

Did you read Cumming’s comment on this? Here’s the text but it doesn’t do the last two words proper justice. I wish I could find the audio.

Those Lock Her Up chants seem so ironic now.

And wouldn’t you know it, just as the investigation is starting to heat up, Jason Chaffetz has to take a month’s leave from congress to go home and deal with an urgent medical situation related to a foot he broke 12 years ago.

So... now isn’t the real question now if it is possible to connect Flynn’s various Russia interactions to Trump, himself? Like, how likely is it that ALL of these people who are in Trump’s circle all just happened to have dealings with Russia and yet none of them collaborated with Trump about what went down in those…

“I honestly don’t understand why the White House is covering up for Michael Flynn. After the president fired him for lying,” Cummings said. “They should be bending over backwards to help us. It does not make any sense, and it makes the American people think the White House has something to hide.”