I could never rise to Monica Lewinsky’s level of magnanimity.

Wow, we - we must have seen different films.

“Awww, boy. I’m just so tired of all these star wars.”

Counterpoint: paying someone to tell you how you can or can’t use the property you paid for, particularly when they aren’t the government, is pure crazytown.

Are you saying that you wear your suspenders under your shirt? Because that would be a different weird thing.

stop right the fuck there.

“Holy geez look at the butt on that”

It looks more like a cult seance than anything else.

A yacht’s not a yacht without a gorgeous blonde dancing on deck:

Philosophically speaking, who is the greatest fool in this scenario? The fools who make these videos, the fools who find it necessary to write about the fools who make these videos, or the fools (like me) who read the articles written by the fools who have written about the fools who make these videos?

I KNOW.

Obviously cramming the necessary motors and other parts in there to make it transform on its own would be insane, but I’m still thoroughly disappointed that it doesn’t. I’m wondering if the original design spec was:

This is profiteering/fraud, an abuse of his office and is at least reckless manslaughter if not murder.

The only good thing this franchise ever gave us was Mary Elizabeth Winstead, but that was an extremely good thing, so it kinda evens out

My favorite scene from this movie is near the beginning when there’s a person delivering newspapers on their bike, they toss a newspaper and then fall off of their bike. I love this scene because it seemingly has nothing else to do with the movie.

“I swear to god I just emptied the mag.”

Yeah, Brain Candy fucking rules. If you judge it by normal movie standards its a mess, but there are so many great scenes/gags/lines that I still re-watch it every few years. It was also a long time/lots of viewings before I found out McKinney’s exec character was a Lorne Michaels impersonation which made it even…

As a Warren supporter I have to admit she handled the attacks poorly by trying to dance around the costs. Made her look wishy washy to the left and a bit disingenuous to her more moderate support. That said, maybe there was no good way to play it because again, M4A might not be politically viable in 2020.

He. Said. It. Is. Okay. To. Work. While. Infected.*

I know it’s derivative, but I enjoyed ‘The Force Awakens’, and I’m one of those people who liked ‘The Last Jedi’ a whole lot. But ‘The Rise of Skywalker’ will go down as one of the all-time cinematic bed-shittings in history.