I PREDICT THIS NEW GROUP WILL BE FISCALLY SUCCESSFUL

Wu Tang Juniors
Kids of Wu Tang
The 37th Ball Pit
Nu-Tang Clan

What is the point of FAITH if you’re afraid of letting it be tested?

They should make a sequel to Spy. that movie was a lot of fun

Sorry for yours, as well. *hugs*

Who is Alex Trebek? 

Greatest gameshow host ever.  I genuinely wish him the best.

Just tell me what you want me to fuck!

I’ll suck your dick! 

I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

Let me get this straight:

I know an alley behind a bar where you can find ladies who will help you find “Bing Bong down the hole” for $10

Ok, Boomer.

Nonsense. Melania knows how to raise children. After all, the greatest principle in Melania’s life is that she may not harm, nor allow by inaction to come to harm, a human being. The second-greatest principle in Melania’s life is that she must obey all orders given to her by a human being, unless such orders would…

“His larynx had been ripped out by this wolf man, so I made this slightly bold choice—which I thought was right—of talking like this for the whole film, which I felt suited the costumes and the extremity of the world. But in retrospect it may have been too much?” -- Eddie Redmayne

I still marvel at the fact that Eddie Redmayne managed to parlay a small collection of ticks, quirks, and affectations into a thriving film career and a motherfucking Oscar®. Seriously, is he actually good in anything?

Im sorry but what in the actual hell is this article? A sperm? That’s a stretch, by a long shot.

Or we can just come to terms with the fact that whole idea of litter mobility devices is just a worthless pipe dream that won’t work and move on with life.