Allowing ourselves to be affected by imagining another's perspective. Is. Called. Empathy. You. Fucking. Sociopath.

I miss Sean O’Neal

As I followed the headline into the article, I was already thinking of logistics, like all the low walls you’d have to set up for the puppeteers to crouch behind, and then... disappointment.

I had Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem play at my wedding reception. People say it was really a gas leak and it caused considerable damage to my brain but I know I’m slermmungenderp...

Well, technically you are still in luck. You can invite anyone you want to the wedding - Mick Jagger, Mr T, Batman - go to town! Getting a response, on the other hand. . . .

I would like to have Emmett Otter’s Jugband play.

I gotta admit, I’ve never seen anything like it.

Come on, you’re acting like it’s the job of the “chief of staff” to coordinate the administration’s response to major developments like the president facing impeachment.

One of these things is not like the other. Look, I have no illusions about the fact that, say, Jerry Jones and I would ever be friends with one another. Our histories are different, our lives are different, and our outlooks are different. And to be blunt, I’m a prickly bastard with a radioactive spike ball of defense…

Finally, a way to consume alcohol.

There’s a reasonable disagreement and then there’s being an asshole for no good reason, TTBR, and you’re trending really close to the latter half of that equation.

Why are both of them not in jail? 

Fuck this shit.

GoFundMe would have your back in a hot second, I wouldn’t sweat it.

I’ll chip in a couple bucks to help you pay it off.

I actually bet $100 that Pence will be the nominee at 18-1 odds. (Not the President, just the nominee.) I think there is zero percent chance impeachment removes Trump, but it could set the wheels in motion for some 11th hour maneuvering to bump him from running.

да товарищ владимир. 

Gen X doesn’t even OWN a tv. 

Nope. I’m an antinatalist, largely on philosophical and environmental grounds, which really really upsets people, but the fact remains that knowing what I know now about where we’re headed as a species on a rapidly dying overpopulated planet, and my belief that what does not exist cannot suffer, means that I cannot in…