“Things were always this bad. Which is why it’s no big deal now.”

Yeah, based on Nicholson’s first scene in the Shining I assumed he’d already killed at least nine people.

That’s how I feel about A Serbian Film. I am not bothered by what happens in it, but that it is a very poorly made movie. It is so obsessed with trying to be shocking, it doesn’t try to do anything to support its story.

Clearly, if we’re counting on President Trump to lead by example on best security practices, we’re all screwed.

The only preparation this fool is familiar with is the stuff he has Eric smear on his asshole.

“I’ve gor a FEVER! And the only prescription is more cowbell! But I will pay for my cowbell treatment myself and not expect the government to subsidise it, because I’m not a damn communist.”

Your audition tape has been received, and looks like you’ll be hosting the first month! Congratulations!

Saw a bunch of Birds lined up down the street as I was out for coffee the other day. This was my reaction.

Saying that people who have not been regularly exposed to something tend to be more ignorant about it than people who have been regularly exposed to it does not in any way resemble any of those things.

You have both missed the point and proved it.

None of those minority demographics understand how to represent a white male any better than a white male understands how to represent them.

this is one of the finest posts i’ve ever read on this hellsite so thank you very much for giving me a smidge more faith in the io9 commentariat.

This is for all the people who complain that any criticism of non-white male characters is dismissed as sexist or racist.

“You know usually when you’re talking about inflation, you guys, you probably notice, you know, is that a good thing or ... not a good thing?”

I didn’t ask who you are fighting against.

You’re comparing deployment in a war zone to day-to-day existence in a democratic society. That’s some perspective.

Yeah, but that’s just sediment. He was talking about rocks. Rocks are big and heavy, and when they fall into water they make a splash - it’s all that splashing that’s making the sea levels rise, not ridiculous global warming. I’ve stared at the ocean a lot, and I’ve never seen it rise up from heat, but I’ve seen…

Oh, sorry, does that push the boundaries of belief in a magical space opera where humans from every planet speak the King’s English?

I know thats not “Lemmy captured by the Borg” ..but it looks like “Lemmy captured by the Borg”...