“Things were always this bad. Which is why it’s no big deal now.”

Yeah, based on Nicholson’s first scene in the Shining I assumed he’d already killed at least nine people.

That’s how I feel about A Serbian Film. I am not bothered by what happens in it, but that it is a very poorly made movie. It is so obsessed with trying to be shocking, it doesn’t try to do anything to support its story.

The only preparation this fool is familiar with is the stuff he has Eric smear on his asshole.

“I’ve gor a FEVER! And the only prescription is more cowbell! But I will pay for my cowbell treatment myself and not expect the government to subsidise it, because I’m not a damn communist.”

Your audition tape has been received, and looks like you’ll be hosting the first month! Congratulations!

Saw a bunch of Birds lined up down the street as I was out for coffee the other day. This was my reaction.

“You know usually when you’re talking about inflation, you guys, you probably notice, you know, is that a good thing or ... not a good thing?”

Oh, sorry, does that push the boundaries of belief in a magical space opera where humans from every planet speak the King’s English?

I know thats not “Lemmy captured by the Borg” ..but it looks like “Lemmy captured by the Borg”...

Noooooooooooo! Don’t say “rock bottom” in reference to the Trump Administration or anything concerning this iteration of our government!

You may remember Bamboo from that line in “B.O.B.” about him being “on the way.”

They should honour her by naming some kind of town feature in the capitol after her. Like a square, or a courtyard. Something along those lines.

No mention of F. F. Woodycooks and The Crime Stick?

“A significant element to Green Lantern’s being so awful is Ryan Reynolds”

Now I could use that gif of the sadder, shorter “excuse me”.

there’s got to be a better way to say that

I like the Rita story as a parody of the manic pixie dream girl thing, but I agree that stretching it out as long as it did makes it uncomfortable. However, I’ll always love the Rita storyline because it gave us my favorite ending joke. When she walks across the pool and a very emotional Michael asks Gob if it was…

My brain certainly finished it off that way.