For all I care this record could be Pip farting on a snare drum.

I know you upper-middle-class white boys, like ‘satirist’ Stephen Colbert, are all gunning for Kanye at the moment

So in a story about spousal abuse, your contribution is that they look like twins. They don’t by the way. I feel like I need to throw in the, “not all black people look the same” for good measure.

“I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.”
- Creed Bratton
- Michael Scott

I’m not American, so correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t the issue of indiscreet communication the entire fucking alleged problem with Clinton’s emails?

Hey Taco Bell

They don’t, that’s likely a heuristic by which you only see and tally when people do, vs. the much greater amounts of times people haven’t filmed themselves doing things (the things you’ve never heard about, because they didn’t film them).

Or, if you read the rest of the article, because he wanted to teach his Son…

“To Serve Man”

Seg -El: Zod, why do you keep talking about that?  Is there a problem with the Krypton’s gravitational pull I the future?

Zod on his way out the door: “Oh. One other thing. If you guys ever have kids, and one of them, when he’s eight years old, accidentally tried to dominate the planet using a violent miliary coup... go easy on him.”

*Zod plays death metal, crowd covers their ears*

“Yo Zor, Zor! It’s your cousin Marvin, Marvin-El! You remember that new sound you were looking for? Well listen to this!”

“Zod comes along, who is more like a father figure [to Lyta], and they start to grow closer together.” He also teases that Lyta starts to fall under Zod’s sway—after all, “he is a charismatic, manipulative kind of guy.”

“So if any of you out there are looking for the song that’s going to be your big hit, you should pay attention, because we are talking to Phil Collins’ people. But then again... aren’t we all?”

OK, this....just might be my most favorite three song run mentioned yet.

Or Sign ‘O the Times. Lots of good groupings can be made there.

I was looking for this in the comments - Sign o the Times is the best Prince album, but Purple Rain is the definition of “all killer no filler”. 

Prince also has 1999, Little Red Corvette, and Delirious to open 1999.

Perkins, you have to scroll down on the movie poster to see the whole title, it’s

Love that stuff. Been drinkin’ it for years...I-I recently heard they d-decided to add more hops to it.*nervous chuckle*