I’m told there was also sexual misconduct on the production of Chubby Rain.

It would take about half the time to leave a yelp review as it did for you to type that comment.

What makes a place a shithole? Unsanitary living conditions? Poverty? Poor medical care? Because Haiti has all of that. It also has a ton of natural beauty, great weather, and friendly people. Is that a shithole?

And is a wealthy country with a high standard of living that also has centuries-long legacies of jingoism…

Voting in November and trolling the President in January are not mutually exclusive things. People can do both.

That wasn’t the reason Trump called the place a shithole, though. It was the people. All Conan has to do is show the people of Haiti to protest Trump’s statement.

I finished Metroid: Samus Returns. I had heard that the ending was great, though I didn’t find it to be particularly memorable. That being said, the ending was almost entirely tangential to the gameplay experience, which was fantastic. 360 degree aiming, melee counters, aeion abilities and the environmental depth…

He’s gonna shake that crime stick at a bunch of goofballs!

We’re Earthlings! Blow up Earth things!

This girl wouldn’t know jizz if it flew up and hit her in the face.

...states that lobsters now must be “stunned” before they are killed.

Fire around a wooden roller coaster?

I absolutely adore the original. It seems to me that everything after just kind of lost track of who and what the cenobites were, at least in my mind. I always saw them as beings that existed for pure sensation, where pleasure and pain meet, completely devoid of any morality. “You called, we came”, not out of justice,…

A movie where Luke Skywalker drinks milk out of alien boobs seems “focus-grouped” to you?

STATES RIGHTS

EXCEPT THOSE ONES WE DON’T LIKE THOSE ONES

“I have a very particular set of skillets.”

MacGruber is the funniest stupid movie I have ever seen and I will die on that hill until I’m dead.

Liam Neeson in: Green Eggs and Ham

Okay, choice time: Her head on Stone Cold Steve Austin’s body or his head on her body?

She’s right that Manny Jacinto is a truly beautiful human specimen. I’d love to spend a little time hanging out in his Bud Hole.

I frequently think of Uncle Jack when I hear that asshole indirectly referring to his giant hands. Sunny is good for pretty much everything.