We get it, MANIMAL. We fucking get it.

Out of curiosity, where can I apply for my Daddy certification?

Or the one where they try to sing karaoke while getting a handjob.

They’ve literally said they’re cool with a child molester in the Senate, as long as they get their tax cuts. There’s no vitriol, because they need to give their rich donors more money.

S̔ͫ͋̇̆͑̈ͣ̅͑̔̿ͧ̅t̑̌ͣͮ́ͮe͌ͫ̅̉́͑͌̓̇͋̄̚ṕ̅ͬ̔̆ͩ̂ͨ̇͌͛̆h͒͋ͣ̐ͭë͒̄͂ͭ̍̋ͤ͌ͯͤͦ̈́̚n̐ͫ̃̌̋̓̂ͮ̽̔̋ ͩ̆͋ͨ͌̄ͧͦ ͪ̿̔̌̋̌̍ͣ̅̓̋̃ͦK̒̀ͫͭiͫͭͯ͒̑͑́̇͌͆̋n̓̋́̌ͧ̐ͩͬ̋̓ͨͨ̋̊̆g͌̊̇̋’̿ͬ̔ͥ̏͊̂͛̚sͯ̌̒̐̎ͪͪ̈̅ ͥͣ̉̊̍͑̏ ̓ͤ́ͬ̑͗ͨ̈́̊̇̊́͌̌̿̽ͮ̓Î͑̔ͪͩ̀́̓̀̔͑̆̿͋̌ẗ́̾͂̆ͯ,ͤͬ̈́̆̈́́ͯ̅̽ͯ̅ͫ ͬ̆ͣ̏̓̑ͣͨͧ̍̀ͪ͒̑ ͣͯ̍ͬͣͩ̾͆̔͋̑̈ͨ̀̄ͬ̄̑ͦf̀̋̏̃̉ͩͩ͑̃ͨ͐̅̑̈ͩ͑̚ȍ̈̉̔̉͛ͩ̈r̔̈ͮ̅̇ͫͭ͌̊͛̏̍̈͐͋́͌̈́̂ ͭ̍̒̂ͩ̄̾͊̚…

Elizabeth Reaser. Elizabeth Glaser is not alive.

This is the joke we’ve been building to all these years.

How’s the weather in St. Petersburg, komrade?

Suppress your droops!

Dude totally forgot the ballhairs. It’s just, I mean, they’re such an important part of the dick.

I tried to send a text to my girlfriend when I found out the Franken news that just said, “God damn it, Al Franken.” My phone auto-corrected to “God damn it, Al Frankenstein.”

Papa John’s is not pizza. It’s bad. It’s not good. Cheap ass Little Caesars has its merits, but Papa John’s is complete garbage.

Nuh-uh-tella

What did you do to the cold cuts, M.O.?! WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE COLD CUTS??!!!

Pretty much exactly how I feel about all of the seasons. I liked Hotel a bit more, but I also just binged it (not sure if you watched it week to week), so I just burned through it quickly and didn’t find it as boring. At least, Evan Peters, Denis O’Hare, and Sarah Paulson were reliably great. Especially Denis. Loved…

You are not. Elliott Smith is boring.

How’s the weather in St. Petersburg, komrade?

Every flying taxi will be equipped with a special vomit tube. Just sit back, wrap your lips around the tube, and let loose!

You’re totally right. We should also only let famous people vote, protest, or participate politically in any way, because they are more well-known. When large groups of insignificant (to use your condescending bullshit) figures get together, it is always an exercise in futility. Uniting against tyranny is only for the…