Counterpoint: if we hadn’t had so many sub-par X-Men/Wolverine spin-offs, they might not have taken a chance on something so different with Logan. So in 30 more years, we should have another good movie!

God, you’re a waste. Our president is the one who is causing division. The GOP is causing division. Morons like you are causing division. A fucking football player kneeling for three minutes is not causing division.

Typo or no typo? Honestly unsure, here.

I hadn’t seen Twilight Zone: The Movie since I was a kid. My girlfriend and I rewatched it recently and apparently I had blocked this entire segment out of my mind. As soon as I saw this image, I knew why. That shot scared the absolute shit out of me as a kid and watching it this time, the pan out to show her mouth sti…

The funny, chubby husband had a big fart and then the attractive, long-suffering wife slipped on a banana peel and cracked her head open. As the blood flowed out of her wound, Funny-Chubs slipped around and eventually fell on his butt! What a mess!

It can be two things, but we mistakenly turned them into one. We regret the error.

I mean, I do think it’s beneath mentioning the dropping of bombs on Afghanistan every day since mid-2002 ON AN ARTICLE ABOUT A TV SHOW ABOUT ANIMALS THAT GO CRAZY.

I am terrible about finishing games, especially if they’re on a home console. Having a 3DS and a Wii U increased my ability to complete games, as I could play while watching TV at night. However, I still struggle to stay focused. Instead of sticking with one game for a complete playthrough, I jump around from game to…

I am terrible about finishing games, especially if they’re on a home console. Having a 3DS and a Wii U increased my ability to complete games, as I could play while watching TV at night. However, I still struggle to stay focused. Instead of sticking with one game for a complete playthrough, I jump around from game to…

Zero since the movie 300, so potentially not including 300, which is why I question whether or not he thinks it is a good movie. If he does, he is wrong.

That’s the movie that made me realize Crowe is actually excellent. I never much cared for him before that, but once I saw 3:10 to Yuma, I was sold.

Gerard Butler, serious actor.

Does Doug Benson think 300 is a good movie? Because he is wrong.

I don’t like Almost Famous, so that’s not even the exception for me. Otherwise, 100%. As for Gerard Butler, the only movie I’ve enjoyed that he’s been in is Timeline. Which is not a good movie, but I had fun during it. Plus, mah boi Paul Walker is in it. (R.I.P. Beautiful, kind, dumb surfer boy)

It’s not that fun, is it? I mean, is the answer not always Russell Crowe?

According to Urban Dictionary, “David Blaine” is rape:

Well, one account, anyway. It ain’t Dril, though.

He’s not even playing. He stumbled across some smaller boys playing tic tac toe, stole the paper on which they were playing, tore it up, ate it, and then announced that he is the greatest tic tac toe player the world has ever seen. Believe me.

Yes, it is the job of the woman to calm a man with some titty. /s

How is Darlene not grappling with her motivations from previous seasons? Her actions from season two resulted in the death of the one person she came even close to calling a significant other, right in front of her. Following that, she was held by the FBI. On top of that, she has a severe panic disorder. But yeah, she…