Plot twist- Splinter is a Norwegian rat.

Fuck off.

And they’d get away with it, too, but for those pesky kids.

See, Jalopnik really dropped the ball on this: if you scan the car with your phone, you get a free ringtone!

So something like this:

I already got mine. :)

Quick, someone photoshop "DANGER TO HEADGASKETS!!" In bright red letters on the screen.

“in the interest of developing advanced propulsion technologies.”

Man, this whole post is nail on the head.

It’s cause they’re hungry.

I’ve long said that for the sake of fun, “slow car fast” is always best. Get yourself some low powered shitbox, work the hell out of the suspension, give it sticky tires and drive it at 11/10ths everywhere. You don’t have to worry about the powertrain reliability issues that come with making big power and can instead…

Well...that went off without a hitch.

They care about logic and rational thoughts, not feelings?

Last time I checked.. being a liberal was the grandest embarrassment one could fathom. Liberals are a shitstain on America

Why would anyone choose to be a bigoted leftist?

“Why would anyone choose to be a conservative?” Intelligence. Desire to see actual improvement in the lives of those the left holds as useful idiots. The belief that life is not an zero sum game. Awareness that posturing for an “attaboy” from the high priests of political correctness has no value in the real world.…

Common sense and logic?

And I would add, Russia and Putin have already demonstrated that they don’t give a single fuck about the “legal and moral high ground,” with this or anything else. They’re very happy to leave us sitting there while they develop a new generation of weapons we don’t have. And with China not even a signatory, it’s a dead…

On the other hand, canceling the INF Treaty means the U.S. is surrendering the legal and moral high ground.