I just did the recipe for the 1530 garlic pot roast.... my god... that sauce is PERFECTION.

I’ve never seen this and I thank you for your service.

Now THIS is the sort of insight I needed.

I spent a significant slice (har) of my teenage years as a cook at Pizza Hut. The ideal pizza size is 12" because of slice size, topping concentration, and structural integrity, to name a few factors. 2 mediums is generally always the better option from a quality perspective.

If food stays on the floor for more than five seconds, it means your dog’s getting old.

All of this to me seems to be someone who is convinced that being youth is intrinsically better than age, and that everyone who is old somehow wants to hide it and appear young.

All of this sounds like someone who doesnt work in an office.  No one gives a shit about any of these things.  No one is laughing at the Olds for saying Presentation instead of Slide Deck.

It’s the Jezebel “Taylor Swift” syndrome. The writers of Jezebel have decreed it, so I guess we all have to hear about it and listen to them complain about it until someone else swoops in.

Picture yourself as a 20-30 something women with a master’s degree from a private college in a liberal arts field, who likely has the student loan debt to prove it.

I’m really confused. Why are Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani America’s Worst Couple? I haven’t heard rumors of abuse, or even cheating. They seem to like each other. I’m not up on celebrity gossip, but I haven’t heard they have stiffed any charities or made racist remarks or done anything illegal. They met after they…

In Season 1, she crossed paths with a no-nonsense police detective who would eventually move to New York and meet Chandler Bing.

Maybe. Went to. William Shatner. School. Of. Acting.