“and the first call he gets is a suspect with a gun, and he flips on the lights and just starts flying down the center of the boulevard at about 80 miles an hour...And we get there. They’ve already apprehended someone, and luckily that person did not have a gun,”

I kind of like the fact that the guy who made the move about the weird, obsessive drummer cast a guy who played a weird, sort of obsessive drummer in his next movie.

I’m old enough to remember watching the original Dynasty, so as much as I would like to check out this new one, I simply cannot add any more CW shows to my DVR without ending up on some sort of watch list, I think.

“Michael Burnham (Sonequa Martin-Green), who’s bucking Star Trek convention by being the first non-captain series lead”

He is without a doubt the MVP of this band. On paper, the music of the National should bore me to tears, but every time I see them live I remember how much I love seeing that band. And I think the drummer is the main reason. He turns these slow-burning, mid-tempo songs into something propulsive, while everything else…

I dunno. He looks kinda like a bad Las Vegas revue version of Freddie Mercury to me. Like a guy with a good voice who really thinks his Freddie impression is going to get him places, but he ends up turning tricks off Fremont St.

“Us and everyone in Hollywood puts so much time and effort and money into getting things to look just right,”

Brenda is about to get Memestruck...

“The Department of Homeland Security has issued a statement about its planned “orderly wind down” of DACA”

Maybe he slightly mispoke, like “THAT Shia LaBeouf character is NOT in the film,” but “Mutt” will be.

No really liked Robb Stark, did they?

Just because this is sort of Keanu-related and I couldn’t think of where else to write it: All this talk that Hurricane Harvey is a “1000 year storm” really makes it extra sad that Patrick Swayze’s character in Point Break had to risk being captured to catch that wave in what he assumed was a “50 year storm.” If he’d…

He certainly didn’t learn about hot pockets from Kristen Stewart ZING!

Hey, isn’t that the amount of the “small loan” he got from his pops when he was just starting out? And that was what, the 70s? So he’s graciously donating what he himself called an insignificant amount 50 years ago?

At first I thought this said “Wonder Years,” which made me think “why has there not even been a rumor of a Wonder Years reunion/reboot”? Would it be impossible to do it unironically at this point? I mean, everyone in the cast is till alive (if not in the show-world).

“My favorite tactic was to hang back in seventh or eighth place for the first lap until I got a lightning bolt, then I would race my way back up to the front of the pack during the second lap, and on the third lap I would shrink all my friends right as we were about to go over the jump.”

I never felt sorry for him because he wanted the job and thought it was his reward for being a mouthpiece for a narcissistic piece of crap, but I’ve always thought he had the toughest job in the entire administration, having to be the conduit between the from the real world to the lunacy of his boss. There was no way…

That’s the thing that gets me. I mean, I know they looked at stuff like the Magna Carta when writing the Constitution, but would they have been trying to interpret a centuries-old document LITERALLY to make laws in their own current age?

Looking back, if Obama were really smart, he would’ve signed a slew of executive orders right before he left office, pulled out of the Paris climate accord, enacted legislation to build a wall, ban gays from the military, and outlawed Islam in the US. Then just waited for Trump to try to undo everything.

Isn’t “heeled” old west slang for carrying a gun? So this kinda makes sense, for Texas.