Then stop hitting her there!

He shoulda picked the option for Nazi-frustration-free packaging.

My nominee for most annoying “Sansa and Arya are going to kill each other oops just kidding!” plotline of the last season- I think there’s a non-zero chance that Jon NEVER finds out about his parentage. The whole time after the reveal I was afraid someone was just gonna walk up and kill Bran and no one would believe…

Is there a maester’s chain for psychotherapy? Because Jon’s gonna need to talk some shit out after the only two people he’s slept with were 1) A woman who constantly told him he knew nothing who he was sent to spy on and then got killed while she was attacking him by a kid who later killed him, and 2) his aunt.

I believe Cersei is actually pregnant. Especially in light of the whole dumb Sansa-Arya “rift,” it’s clear the showrunners don’t care about how they get to a point, just as long as they get to it. It’s handled clumsily, but i I think she’s legit (though not drinking the wine isn’t necessarily proof as a) she’d be…

I thought they established that the were just at the edge of where the wall collapsed and random wildlings fell through... BUT then they cut to the ice dragon still blasting away, and then the wall continues to crumble toward both sides, so unless they stopped gawking and starting running again (which is definitely…

I tried this, but midway through a lot of the Twitter/Periscope broadcasts seemed to get shut down.

I prefer the original Baby Park. i just loved the level short track and all-out chaos.

Wario Stadium in N64 is always tops, but DK Mountain on Double Dash is highly underrated, and Wario Mountain is always super fun and action packed. And I always love the chaos of the original Baby Park.

Am I the only who hears more Bryan Adams than Springsteen/Dylan?

You should’ve sent them via those super-fast Winterfell ravens they got...

I can’t keep up with all this. Are we able to claim our old AVC accounts yet?

At this point, if I had the chance to redo the election, or redo the AV Club’s choice to move to Kinja, I’m not sure which I would pick...

Well, she didn’t want to kill Lady Crane, which is what got her on the path back to Westeros/betraying the assassins that trained her. Plus, the Faceless Men made a point of saying they don’t decide who lives and who dies, right? Only when the faceless god demands a name or whatever. Which, I know is cutting it both…

The biggest problem with this theory is that they only have 7 eps to hash all that out (though given all that’s happened this season that may be 6 eps more than they need).