but you actually didnt keep it shut, did you

Hazel, have you ever written anything about a woman that didn’t start with hateful sarcastic statements? I don’t see what warrants a post this long and pissy for doing something relatively innocuous. Honestly, are you okay? It's not healthy to be so bitter all the time.

Man, people really can’t win. Jameela Jamil has been saying mostly the right things for a long time, and backs it up by taking celebrities who hawk dangerous ideas and products to task. So she’s not the first to say these things, does that mean she shouldn’t say them? Or that she deserves this snotty recap of her…

My Top 5 Reasons for watching tonight’s debate?

I met my hero, Lynda Barry, and I'm pleased to report that she is exactly as amazing, wonderful, and magical in person as one would expect. I took a week long class with her at Omega which I highly recommend as life changing. #choosebetterheroes

I hate this because men already think literally everything is for dating. I get hit on in fucking Words with Friends. Yeah, I know you have to make a new profile, but honestly I doubt that’s gonna help. I already get romance scammers on FB as it is.

Bernie. Was. Never. Going. To. Be. President. Bernie. Is. Not. A. Democrat.

People want someone who can solve all the country’s problems but isn’t smarter than them.  Voters are a very fickle group.

“Critics find her...” is code for a rhetorical construct created by those who fear her very strength. Warren doesn’t lack charisma; to the contrary, she’s got it in abundance, and that’s precisely why this canard is repeated constantly - to convince people that they’re not seeing the very qualities they are seeing.

The point of the movie is not that Kevin Spacey is a hero to be emulated. It is about the shallow and hollow nature of American suburban life.

I’m prepared to get blowback for this. I’ve been vaping for six years.

I think it was him fantasizing about what would have happened if he got the job. We see him working on the roof then it flashes to that fight and after we’re back on the roof and he says something like, “Yeah, that’s how it would’ve went.”

To me, the dent in the car is the hint that this “memory” isn’t what it seems. Cars back then were tanks, and I don’t think even throwing Bruce Lee into one would fuck up a door like that.

Who the fuck is ungreying all of the people trying to mansplain all of this to justify any of it? I also want to observe that while there are obvious gender politics at play here I can’t help but feel this just speaks to how our society has a huge problem with basic empathy skills: It’s your body, what you do with it…

Goalkeepers who’ve trained all their lives to defend spot kicks under one set of rules have had to totally adjust their approach before the biggest tournament of their lives after being given barely any notice.

Football has a FIFA problem. Everything else is just a symptom. 

This is the correct take, and a much better read over the article I just read.

Far more of an issue, IMO, is how horrible the refs have been at doling out proper punishment. Cameroon got away with murder against England. The ref in Spain - USA was horrible, letting Spain foul endlessly without presenting a card until the game was almost over.

Holy shit, we get it, Deadspin hates this World Cup. Fuck man, I haven’t seen this concerted effort from a publication to ensure the world knows their opinion about something since The Ringer closed shop after GoT ended.*

Victim blame much?