I don’t care what you wear but people who need work clothes do not hate themselves. Women have enough shitty messages regarding fashion and appearance, why are you adding more? Crap like that is not useful or helpful to anyone.

I have a ton of their clothes because they’re well made, last forever, fit well, and are appropriate for work. I don’t hate myself. I do have a job that requires me to have a reasonable business casual wardrobe and I don’t want to spend my life hunting down khakis and cardigans, especially when I can just order a new…

Where I live, people think the purpose of an apostrophe is to warn the reader than an “s” is coming at the end of the word.

Starred for Bristolsplaining.

Someone take away her access to the internet. She’s exceeded her stupid allotment.

This is what’s wrong with America right here. This. Not Bristol Palin herself, but what she represents — the fact that so many stunningly, proudly pig-ignorant, determinedly undereducated, information-resistant people think they know enough about anything to tell others how they should think and behave.

Childish games like this

That is a dog whistle instruction.

I like how she fully recognizes and acknowledges that the police fucked up and did something wrong, but then blooooooooooows right past it. Like, they made a “mistake,” so... we should keep ignoring the kid and the problem?

I know! Can you believe the nerve of this kid, expecting to get ahead with creativity and science! I mean, he is totally taking attention away from people who have worked, like SUPER hard. Getting pregnant, TWICE no less, out of wedlock, once while preaching about abstinence - this is the kind of thing that really…

Yes, THIS is what encourages racial strife. Not the race-baiting, identity politics perfected by her deranged mother and friends.

Is it wrong that I’m most bothered by her baffling choice to emphasize “STAY” in that first sentence?

I regret that I have but one star to lay at your feet.

My 60-yr-old Oregon-hippie mom fucking LOVES Desigual.

A stripey turd-hat. A turdban, if you will.

Right? I need him to come help me with my nieces on Wednesdays. He’s out of a job soon. Think I could book him?

This is what I was hoping for as the ending, too! Well, that, plus a sexy fire fighter.

"Look at me! I drink water! I'm a HYDRATEDIE." +1 comment win.

Quinoa is like eating a million tiny condoms.

I'm really enjoying "Fuck You" week. If we're getting into foodstuffs, can we have a "fuck you, quinoa"? Because that shit tastes like hot water-flavored soft pebbles. Or maybe just a "fuck you, foodies"? Because I loathe that expression and also "restos" (restaurants) and the associated dumb slang self-described…