A bunch of people stand around the Mewtwo stand, frantically battling it.

Excellent list of safety precautions. Snacks and sunscreen are also a good idea.

When people tell me (or share articles that imply) that this game is dangerous, I remind them that going outside was always dangerous.

This makes absolute sense and my heart aches for this man. Having said that, that's a fucking amazing picture.

“always thought that was a disrespectful line in the song anyway”

I’ve been struggling with Arrow for a while, and this last season has been even more trying for me. Even Neal McDonough chewing the hell out of his setting has barely kept me holding on—I’m behind about three episodes, and once I heard that Black Canary was the “big death,” I lost pretty much all interest in catching…

*looks at header image, immediately starts weeping*

All in favor of just letting CW handle the entire DC universe itself? They could even make an entire DC Comics channel...

“Yesterday we were asked about the rumors that Black Widow wanted to be in a relationship with both Hawkeye and Captain America. We answered in a very juvenile and offensive way that rightfully angered some fans. I regret it and sincerely apologize.”

Godspeed, and I’ll be at Wonkette next Monday.

I remember reading a story about a woman who kept bees somewhere around NYC. One day, she got a shock when she checked the frames and found that the honey was bright red. She was very worried until she discovered that the bees had discovered a maraschino cherry factory. Red syrup was leaking out of some of their…

Yeah, my library is overall pretty decent at listening to staff when we say “people are complaining about this” but patron complaints that go directly to the administration definitely have more weight.

I’m laughing because as a librarian, this does not shock me.

What is it with strange customers and soup? I never thought I’d have a story to contribute here because I’m a bookseller, but it turns out I’ve got one for you.

The toaster one reminds me of the time one of the librarians smelled food and tracked it down to a woman who was sitting at a reading desk with a crock pot plugged in underneath it, cooking chicken stew.

I was hoping for a substantial, thoughtful analysis on these particular customers, but I’m afraid of deep things.

I have officially been out of the food service game for exactly two months, 6 days, 16 hours, and 13 minutes. I still frequent the bar where I worked because my friends still work there, I’m friends with several of the regulars, and they have great beer. I can hardly wait for the day when some jackass is rude to one…

I just heard an insanely nice story. An old man named peg-leg bob (you heard me and yes he had a real peg-leg) passed away a few years back hometown. He was a lonely old coot with no family and ate at the same steak place 4 times a week, eating the same thing every time. I had to go to that restaurant yesterday for a…

Thank you, BCO, for I have found my life’s purpose: to be like that couple in the coffee shop.

This lovely man came in every day, I burned his bread, and he left a $5.00 tip on a $4.00 meal. One time, he heard me (quietly, I swear) talking to another waitress about how I couldn’t afford to have my other cat spayed yet, and when he left, I found $100.00 under the cup for my cat.