Personally, I’d have taken my marketing the other way.

That’s why these are the only acceptable RVs ever made...

Air Canada: Canadian tax dollars at work! 

Former Green Beret Highly Skilled at Difficult Extractions

This is not the ousted CEO you’re looking for.

Police: “Hey, where you going with that tuba”?

Rowan Atkinson definitely needs to play him in the inevitable Netflix movie about all this shit.

remember kids, never drive beyond your vision

I helped! Well, a little, I’ve owned a few over the years. My current Honda is in pieces right now, but here’s a pic of it in happier times.

From what I understand, you really don't want to catch crabs. 

Unlike the MAX and spaceship, the CEO triple checked his contract to ensure his golden parachute was failure proof.

You could also put a motorcycle and fuel in the back for when the roads stop. Tri purpose vehicle!

Dual sport motorcycle is the correct vehicle for most forms of apocalypse.

Developing a car: hundreds of millions of dollars.

What about the space that minimizes chances of door dings?

That’s why I love having a Honda motorcycle... sometimes it’ll sit in the garage for months... but when the weather’s right, my back’s not hurting, just pull it out, fires right up (check tire pressures of course) and off I go.

My Honda mower. It has worked flawlessly since I bought it six years ago. Pulled it out of the box, added fuel, pulled the cord once, and it started right up. Still starts on the first pull. It’s the best mower I’ve ever owned.

You could make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl...

She critiques Spaceballs in the vid??  That’s going on my ‘MUST’ watch list!

Starring Gary Busey as John Force.