It's always a f*cking camry.

I wish I could see chemtrails from the inside of the FEMA cattle car.

including a family from Tennessee whose 9-year-old boy was arrested for HAVING A POCKETWATCH with a small blade on the clip that his DEAD GRANDFATHER had left for him

That is not how government works.
This is how government works.
Just rent some members of congress and then things will happen.

I can see this happening now that the cafe racer craze is becoming passé.

You have not seen The Transporter 1, 2 and 3? Great car movies... Alright, off you go and don't come back till you've seen all three!

Interviews with Jason Statham are telling: he's really into the physicality of his roles, and pushes his own limits all the time.

"We have always been at war with Eurasia."

The H2 was far better than the H1 - it was actually livable as a DD, simply by dint of being based on the Tahoe / Yukon.

When suddenly…

The last of the V-8 Interceptors. What it lacks in comfort, it makes up for in survivability, especially when encountering the Humungous and his goons. Just perfect for your and your dog. Plus, no one is ever stealing your gas.

What vehicle could be better to live in than an RV? Oh I know, an armed RV

It's also 100% "killer cockroach" proof.

Ford pickup. Then you can tow an Airstream and go to Ohio to watch NASCAR trucks racing around a dirt track.

hey it handles great on the straights.

Fucker's are ALWAYS after my lucky charms...little potato-eating bastards!

Mulder: Look at this, Scully, there has been another unsubstantiated Defender sighting in the heartland of America. We've got to get there right away.

They spend millions of dollars chasing after vehicles that "cannot be operated safely on U.S. motorways," yet states like NJ and FL have no vehicle safety inspections whatsoever.

Lucky the feds have that whole southern border thing under control and can waste their time on hyper important things. Good job ICE!!

I, for one, welcome our new drinking-age-of-19 and fully-nude strippers overlords.