Arizona version of "If you find yourself in Lien's situation, I would advise that you:"

Cyril Figgis: Kreiger’s father was a nazi scientist!
Malory Archer: And JFK’s father was a bootlegger.
Cyril Figgis: That’s like comparing apples to… nazi oranges!
Malory Archer: Oranges, exactly! Do you like powdered orange breakfast drink?
Cyril Figgis: No. Not Really.
Malory Archer: How about Microwave ovens, Neil…