Remind me again why we should go completely digital with our games?

Yes.

“Containing an estimated $1000 worth of hardware and games”

One scientist looks at the other. “What happens when the pink bar overtakes the blue bar?”

Most likely they were extraneous, didn't push the story in the right direction or just didn't make sense. Much like the entire story of Halo 2 and Halo 3, but let's not go there!

Because that's the only way I'd play it.

Can we just go back to the 2D isometric style of RCT 1 and 2?

So we can't have game with Buzz Aldrin, but it's OK to have one with Kim Kardashian?

The link is fixed, but I shall treasure this sentence until my dying day.

I think the sign said "In me A", not "Anime". Maybe Alatreon is Dyssexic?

The only spoiler that really matters is...

Billy Quiz Boy finally has an arch!

I'm in favor of the article being taken down.

I miss 2D animation like this SO bad. I shouldn't have watched this.

i lost it with the monkeys..

Female versions of nearly all these characters already exist...

That last clip. hoooooo man. That's funny. Great job all around :)

Man, I absolutely adore these games. Some of my favorite portable games ever. I really like the way they are taking traditional M&L attacks and battle sequences but leveraging the 3DS's features (like the tilt) to add in special moves. The only thing I'm slightly hesitant about is that the whole game will take place…

What in the fuck.

Because every shit the say to their friends or as a joke is policed by a few thousand people who spend their life on the internet being angry at evil EA and Microsoft.