that is some high praise knowing your garage

an impact wrench doesn’t hurt. perhaps not a necessity, but certainly handy to have lying around for when you need it (if you’re working on an older car with shit lugnuts, it’s a godsend). plus, they’re not that expensive.

Went to Australia with one of those high school tour group companies. Our guide was delightfully drunk 90% of the time, and one time in the “Outback Experience” portion, licked a frog and tried to get at least three of us to go “Down Undah”.

For drifting, GT-86. For girls, the Cayman. :)

2004 Lotus Elise.

All I know about bankruptcy law is what my law school buddy (who practices it) told me: “Basically, you figure out who you want to totally fuck over, then work backwards.”

“As it turned out, both appraisers had been in the military. Not only that, but they had driven Hummers before. Not only that, but they had spent more time behind the wheel of a Hummer than I had.”

Indeed. I restrict my badmouthing to Volkswagen and Comcast.

I know this is really sad and not a laughing matter. But I couldn’t help but crack up laughing when the Alabama O-lineman points at him like, “somebody better come help this white boy,” and Caputo just points right back at him like “you pointin’ at me, I’m gonna’ point right back at you, Mr. Pointy Man.”

I’m glad they took him out. Brady Hoke would have moved him to QB.

Or here in the Bay Area it would be one saying “I’m a hipster trying to prove something” and the other says “I can’t hear your opinion over the sound of my rear tires boiling.” Either way, I like it.

Don’t let anyone’s belief that you’re compensating for anything discourage you from driving your mini.

One says I’m clearly compensating for something; the other says I'm completely secure with who I am.

Some of these make no sense...

Many of these cars are essentially equivalent. If you’re limited to a pair, they should be able to cover a wide range of uses and functions. The Mustang and Raptor makes sense, a Charger and a Viper makes sense, a Silverado and Corvette makes sense, etc.

I like this picture.

Sometimes you write good articles.

Actually it comes with the highest-performance sound system of any car Ford currently makes:

Just wanted to take a minute and remind everyone that while Volkswagen owns Porsche, Porsche owns VAG.

How about fuck you instead?