I still can't wrap my head around getting in a car without putting on your seatbelt.

Hellcat pop-up ads are killing Jalopnik (and probably all the other Kinja sites). I’m sure that I’m not alone in being totally frustrated with the disruptive nature of doing ads this way. It ruins the whole Jalopnik experience for me. Yes, pay the bills but don’t do it in such a totally dickish way. If this continues,…

Oh damn. I mean. Damn. He’s going to be missed.

Most things are slower than a 911 Turbo. In fact, a list of cars that can remotely keep up with a 911 turbo that cost less than 3 times the price of one would be a a very short list. I think it goes:

By saying Cuban declined to comment “on the record”, I am going to assume he admitted OFF THE RECORD that this theory is 100% true. Its the internet, I do what I want.

If Deadspin really wants a comment from Cuban, there’s a theory floating around that you just need to buy him a few drinks.

well, and unlike many rich people, he didn’t really “come into” his fortune - he earned it (as much as anyone can be said to have “earned” a billion dollars)

Counterpoint: Cuban is awesome and exactly what most of us would be like if we came in to hundreds of millions of dollars.

Pretty evil on Mettenberger’s part. The real master plan:

Am I the only person who is really fucking sick of JJ Watt’s entire persona of being the good guy/tough guy who doesn’t care about the fame even though he winds up in the news for one thing or another pretty much once a week all offseason? I get that he’s a good guy and an awesome player, but I’m kinda sick of looking…

I'm getting pretty tired of JJ Watt's schtick.

“Hey Russ, we know you want $25M a year, but what would you do if we took all that “extra stuff” off the table, and just did it Jesus’ way?”

Still trying to figure out why you hate joy

This is not a good day for England.

This is the most English way possible to lose.

The Cleveland of sports nations. National export is Sadness.

You know when the E90/92 M3 came out I just didn’t dig it that much...with the hood bulge and the V8 just didn’t have the same feel for me as the E46 M3. But I have come to really love these cars and much prefer them to the F80/82.

Good. More for me.

Goddamit, shit, fuck, Mate. No, I am not using the accents because fuck man. How am I going to buy another C4 when you post these articles. Especially, the goddam LT-4, that is the top secret C4. The only people who know how awesome they are people who own or have owned them. This is going to fuck C4 prices all up.…