Reminds me of my rather wealthy coworker who went from a GTR to a BRZ and then wanted to get a new-new car. He wanted a new 911 Turbo S, so he walked into the dealership where they had one right there. After walking around for a few minutes, no one even approached him (he doesn't look very wealthy, but at least he was…

Because in an accident you are a projectile. Rear seat passengers can decapitate the people riding in front during an accident.

I don’t see how this makes a bad passenger. If we get pulled over, they’re the ones getting the ticket. I’d much rather someone sitting their without a seatbelt being a good passenger in most other areas than one that grabs the wheel, honks the horn, throws it into neutral “because it’s funny”, but it’s ok, because…

Is my experience that 70+ does this a lot. Still doesn’t get a pass in my car

1994 : Chevy dealer in Bumfuck, SC (that's near Greenville, in case you're curious) had a MINT full-size Blazer on the used lot. I swung in driving my 93 Passat GLX, fully ready to buy the Blazer.
Can't get the numbers where I want them, so I balk, and get up to leave. They have my keys.

MR2's are apparently dealer kryptonite.

Hairy to drive? Isn’t that kind of what we want? Who wants their lightweight mid-engined sports car to be super safe and stable?

Holy Fuck you're right. Maybe he was running towards a loaded cannon. Better put 8 rounds in him just be sure.

That reminds me of a time back in the late 80's when I was street racing. At the time I was driving a '74 Camaro that was running mildly built 454. Well I pull up to the light and this bug pulls up next to me, the guy driving yells over "hey, you wanna race?" I thought give me a break, a bug want's to race me? So I…

As mentioned in the column — the H1 is narrower than all current full-size pickups.

I didn’t know how small it actually is compared to full size trucks of today. Interesting to see how the hummer compares to other “civilian” vehicles.

I’m going to use this post as an opportunity to tell you that since you sent me your book I’ve been reading at a one-chapter-per-poop rate, and the constant laughter has worked WONDERS for my bowel movements.

Not so much life changing as life affirming. I'm gonna ask Travis for a raise tomorrow. Don't tell him.

I already measured the bolt pattern on my GTI.

53 degrees F

People in the know know. Others just see a douche driving a limo.

I can’t believe I just read an entire article about the third row of seats in a car I will never own.

I like Dulles. If your criteria for putting it on this list is the fact that it is far from downtown DC, that isn’t fair. 75% of business nowdays is conducted in Reston/Herndon, right next door. Plus most airports are way outside of the cities they serve (yeah Denver....I’m looking at you....you’re closer to Kansas…

I really wish Jalopnik would stop posting articles about these dudes. Take your car onto a track and race against twenty other cars. That's a real contest.

Rolling silver never really bothered me but fuck those goddamn ketchups.