Why so serious?

So, you thought you could kill a spider, which makes sticky stuff inside its body, with GLUE? Oh, the irony. And you covered it up. You gave it more material to work with, and a place to hide while it mutates. If you dare, you should pry open that cocoon immediately and deal with what you find. Otherwise, run away.…

If I were a billionaire owning an SR-71 would be the first thing on my to-do list.

Even someone who likes Samoas has to acknowledge that after a day or two of eating them, damage to the roof of your mouth would prevent further consumption and you’d starve.

From the wikipedia page it looks like Chris McCulloch voices at least 53 different characters.

There's also the fact that the Tesla is hauling an extra 500 pounds down the track.

Not Mike, Robbie, and Chip? </pedantry>

The Hawaii Mars carried 7,200 gallons (wikipedia), while the DC-10 carries 11,600.

Nothing less than a season, and up to life. That video is damning. He's not in the heat of the moment, he's treating her like she's dead.

This could easily be explained: the Chinese were engaged in their own spacewalk at the time of the first pass of debris, and all of them died. On the ISS, several astronauts were killed in the first pass of debris. The remaining astronauts immediately tried to evac, and that module failed. The second worked, and…

Definitely. I've read both Salem's Lot and The Shining. They're both scary, but Salem's Lot is the only book I've ever read where at times I had to stop reading and put the book down to focus on reality for a minute.

"Who Goes There" was awesome.

I wrote about life expectancy a few years back: http://gcanyon.posterous.com/life-expectancy-in-the-1800s-not-as-bad-as-re For those of you suspecting that a decrease in infant mortality plays a large role, you are correct.