It would also be bad if some drugs bypassed detection and the cups provided a false sense of security. But if they DID work well, maybe cup companies could be persuaded into incorporating tests into all cups (don't know if that's cost effective, just spitballing)

I love it how the authors of this blog just love cramming "The Dejected Unknown Piner" in the mix, even though if this person is THAT introverted, he wouldn't make a single move ever. So what in the hell is your problem with these guys? Just because someone is introverted, or has social difficulty, shyness, etc…

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This is exactly why I use two spaces; to foster readability. I hate it when forums (such as the Gawker comment section) automatically knock out one of the spaces. Just lemme double space, you bastards.

What's with the bizzare feet not congruent w/ her tights; absolutely repulsive. Either get her boots right or somehow emulate proper hosiery covering. I want to buy one of these just so I can throw it away.

Sorry to be a jerkface but animated gif parades are incredibly irritating.

I'll definitely mirror this and upload it if she takes it down for the sake of delicious schadenfreude

The bastard DINO Governor of Colorado John Hickenlooper issued this statement:

Why on God's green Earth do people give a crap about these things

Well I would disagree with you on those points; I'm not saying it SHOULDN'T take courage to approach women, rather some people simply lack that trait and don't deserve to be lumped in with ALL jerks who are misogynistic, as is often the case in these Jezebel articles. When it comes to banning, that's their…

Take that, guys without the courage to talk to women in real life.

JEEZ, take that guys with human feelings.

I'm the real designer of Punch Quest. Keep on Punchin' in the Y2G

Call me crazy, but isn't this FMK kind of a tad bit inappropriate? Jezebel obviously wouldn't stand for this if some mainstream progressive male oriented website did such a thing.

I tried playing this game once but I didn't want to screw any completion by making a wrong move in a puzzle so I abandoned the entire series forever

Why do people want an attractive tablet? I would have to imagine the ugly factor would bring down the price, and bring down it's attraction to thieves. If the Nexus 10 is under $300, I wanna slam it in a transparent folder in a 3-ring binder between 2 sheets of bubble wrap. Otherwise I have my eye on the upcoming…

That game works fine with the thumbstrap on the touchscreen

This halloween I'm gonna install the halflife TFC 1 cause THAT game is actually funny and not full of bologna bullshit cartoonish "humor."

If it could dab, sign me up. Oh wait, let me get a fantastic job first. Oh wait, etc etc.

Legalize public masturbation.