I'm pretty sure that men are shamed into denying that they masturbate as well.

Good for Japan.

It happened to my mom, she freaked out, called Visa, and they erased the debt incurred on her account.

Actually credit cards are good about protecting you against stolen card usage; it's debit cards you should worry about

The Japanese option is all 3 games on 1 cartridge.

A rather condensating attitude regarding that Rick Ross/Shyne blurb.

Lots of people inherently dislike me because I have trouble with eye contact due to a damaged amygdala.

There are similar products designed as "deep touch pressure" therapy for people with autistic symptoms. Weighted vests, blankets, etc. I'm gonna buy one or make one for myself and give it a shot. Google it, seems legit. There are various hug machine contraptions, invented by Temple Grandin in 1965.

I don't understand why people are insisting on referring to this as a "purse;" isn't it more of a beach or pool tote? The model is wearing swimwear.

There is ANOTHER stupid deadpool taco article from today. Jesus.

Personally, blazing through reading material does me no good when it comes to retaining information. Sometimes I have to catch myself reading without paying attention, and I have to backtrack.

Someone in the last Deadpool tacospam that this attempt at humor was annoying, and with this I gotta agree.

I don't know which phrase makes me wretch more; "mouth-feel" or "snack."

I'm disappointed that Michelle didn't make some low-cal healthdisk, but if she did that, she'd receive backlash from the freedom-for-shitfood crowd. I was proud of her for criticizing gold medal Olympian Gabrielle Douglas on Leno for pimping out McDonalds trash.

It would be cool to get a awful tat (like the gateway cow) on purpose after the fact, of course I'm way not cool enough to ever get any tattoo ever

As a staunch liberal, I regret violating the couples' privacy by reading about the details about this letter. We don't know the context, from the details it sounded more like a domination fetish type of letter instead of something that was making actual demands, with consequence of divorce or something. If that was…

I would absolutely not victim blame Rihanna for her actions, but is it ok to call other women who would get with CB complete dumbasses?

It's PATHETIC that Nintendo offers any classic old game without updated 3D visuals like the paltry amount of 3D classics. I wouldn't say this if they made the whole catalog of games available instead of this ridiculous drip-by-drip system.

Black pants are the most fancy thing I could imagine

Aren't you a fancypants