And if you see a married couple split, I'm sure you tell the kid to lighten up. I'm sure it's easy for you to brush things under the rug like that.

I really don't understand the huge desire to create new children while a world full of neglected kids go unfed. If it wasn't a political landmine, maybe discussions and brainstorming could occur. I would love to see the institution of marriage reformed, but that will never happen. Of course we could never consider…

I'd rather the institution of marriage be considered more critically by society. I'm very surprised there aren't more people here that agree with me. Do you really lack the foresight to understand the risk of introducing children to this gamble? What could possibly drive this act of turning a blind eye to the 1 in…

The risk of bringing a child into such a gamble repulses me. I'd have nothing against people getting married if that wasn't such a prominent factor in the whole scenario.

Are my facts incorrect? According to the CDC, 50% of marriages end in divorce. I merely get my info from the CDC. http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/divorce.htm/

But over half of marriages end in catastrophic divorce. Why would that gamble be considered a good thing? It would be better to play Russian roulette; at least with that, you're not bringing children into the disaster.

If I'm such an awful cock, you should be grateful to know I plan on never ever getting married or having children.

I can't believe people are so defensive about this. Over half of marriages end in utter failure. There is no reason to fuel some ridiculous fantasy of matrimony and child support.

I don't want to use Kotaku Core, wedding crap is literally the only thing that annoys me.

More wedding schlock. I love Kotaku but jesus holy christ this shit is annoying. I would pay Gawker a hundred dollars for a god damn wedding bullshit filter

I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean. I just think that over half of marriages end in failure and it's the kids that suffer.

What's to know? They are both tools of manipulation held sacred by right-wing nutjobs till they inconvenience them. Commitments to both fall apart and kids end up being the victims.

Enough of this god awful glorification of marriage please

If Janice Min can create such a massively long title for her book, then I'm going to take the same liberty. Or should it be pithy??????? I cannot decide.

Cursed Canvas can be hardcore. But even Epic Yarn was far more difficult getting 100% than Squeak Squad.

squeak squad was so damn easy gimme a canvas curse sequel

So incredibly awful. Still, not as bad as Robot Chicken

OK how about this one:

Here, let me take another stab at it.

Fingers crossed for BOTH iOS remake AND 3DS sequel