Fuck you, first commenters are the greatest American heroes. Happy 4th.

I think it's a false flag operation done by females perhaps, to undermine criticisms against girl gamers. Just like 9/11!

He's one of just a handful of characters that has an evil doppelganger

C'mon you know you love her song "I whip my hair back n forth!" I'm kidding, chances are you probably don't like that song.

I'm totally projecting. I have issues.

I don't suppose you guys would ever post thighs of less attractive men? How about overweight men that are making an effort to work out, you could call it thigh try (it literally rhymes.)

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Why would Katie Holmes have a child with someone, only to disagree with their religion AFTER they had a kid? Was she absolutely clueless what would happen? Did she know nothing of the other failed relationship (with assumed similar breakup reason?) So now the girl gets a broken family before the age of 7. Tom…

I had no idea I could lie my way into bed with people. Here I thought I was in zero condition to actually meet women. But I guess I just need to lie. How are these lies possibly maintained? Are women so desperate to believe anything, without any proof whatsoever? Because that's all news to me.

When I think of sexy electronics, the PSP is the first that comes to mind. This thing looks like a dildo caught in a bear trap.

Looks plenty functional, but why is it so god damn ugly?

I don't know why you think it's ok to lie to sleep with someone.

Sorry, having a bad day, gonna project a little, lord knows my comment will never be approved so I might as well yell at the void.

relevant, sorry if it's been mentioned, I have no idea how to read the latest comment structure

Oh, you say it kind of hurts MY eyes. What a terrible blithering lie. You know nothing of my eyes. If you don't like 3d, might I suggest you donate an eyeball to a poor 1 eyeballed child who wants to enjoy 3d?