sure thing, Lance

I have to say that I truly do not understand the fascination with “debate me” as a stock response to any disagreement.  

Don’t you mean “three maybe four championships?”

Can’t believe deadspin failed to mention the most important tome on the subject of our (or any, really) time:

the game was 1-1 when he scored, so it gave them a 2-1 lead

drinking literal shit coffee, to own the traders

wouldn’t the most extreme possible comeback in three sets tennis also involve coming back from down 0-5 in the third set, too?

here’s my counter-argument: moretti knew it was off of him.  nobody reacts the way he did unless he knew it had touched him last.  if the player in the game knows his team shouldn’t be awarded the ball, then I have no problem with using replay to confirm the fact that his team shouldn’t be awarded the ball.

if he hasn’t gotten a hit, his slashline assuredly doesn’t include a .190 slugging percentage

so, the band for ohio state got paid to play-act as the band for colgate during a game that brought in a few million dollars for all involved, except for the players of that game themselves.

so...they borrowed money to buy the team, and the people they bought it from may have skirted tax laws.  that’s the “scheme?”

the defensive struggle of the tournament was always going to be...the other game that was played the exact same time as this one. the two defenses in that game were both better than either of these two teams’, and that game had 0.86 points per possession to this game’s 0.93.

Yes, your parenthetical hit the nail on the head

misspelled “thicc”

buddy...adding an apostrophe to the word “its” doesn’t connote ownership

there is no such thing as a “driver’s seat” for the number one pick anymore.  the knicks have the same chance at the #1 pick as they did before winning.  the bottom three teams all have the same chance at the number 1 pick.

“Leroy Lamar III” providing “life coaching” for a group of prostitutes, you say?

My half-assed guess: healthier grandparents are asked to babysit more often than unhealthy ones.

another point that I think you could have touched on regarding the “cash to Rays card” issue, Patrick: