If I may make an insufferably pedantic point:

absolutely not. I’ll point out a quote from Heath Ledger’s indelible portrayal of the Joker: “I know the squealers when I see them, and....[gestures at Lau]”

name it Emily Lance because there’s a 100% chance the dog pissed on that flag

the FAQ page does not specifically say “room and board included,” but it goes into some detail about how you are allowed to live off-campus if it fits into the covenant budget, etc.  It leads me to think that room and board are included.  

the carolina covenant guarantees you graduate debt free if your parents/guardians are 200% of federal poverty line or less, which seems to apply here. have to graduate in 8 semesters and have a work study job, but there is no application required at all. if you meet the requirements and are accepted to the school,…

......you think the first trailer park charge was erroneous???

Yikes. This didn’t age well huh bud.

“former President Barack Obama did not use a phone with a camera or microphone”

They thought that WAS the forger. He’s that good.

Chuck Schumer is not the senate majority leader

Nothing worse than when you’re just trying to have a solid council and some ignorant Mahfuza ruins everything

Just guys bein dudes

Telling someone ahead of time that you’re shitting on their doorstep doesn’t make doing it any better

You’ve told your dad that e-sports are sports every time your mom makes the two of you talk when she calls on your birthday, haven’t you?

Yeah I didn’t click on kotaku or compete or whatever it is they’re calling the video game revue. That’s pretty much the entire point.

Is there a way to configure ones settings to opt out of video game updates on deadspin? If so, could those instructions please be posted?

The browns are going to make sure never to catch one, just to be safe

Has anyone in recorded history ever actually wanted to hear from “well, technically” guy? In my experience it is invariably an introduction to pedantry disguised as humor.

If something as inconsequential to your daily life as what clown the American electorate picks to be president makes you decide not to have kids, you’re making the right choice not to

So he didn't cut them up then? They are wearing the throwbacks?