So on the nail!

People tend to think they’re maximally progressive.

I went to an Ivy League school and some of the dumbest, least aware people graduated alongside me. Related: some of the smartest, most insightful people I’ve met have never stepped foot inside a college classroom. So much of it is about opportunity, what is the right life path for a person, emotional intelligence, and…

There’s quite a few of faux progressives here in Mass.

To be honest, I never saw Good Will Hunting. It just didn’t interest me.

Stop digging one with you in it?

All Lives Matter, amirite?

She doesn’t. She’s an attractive, young White woman who is the highest paid actor this year.

Oh believe me, we have a preponderance of fuckups here. They’re just so numerous it takes a real standout to make news.

being from Portland is really fucking embarrassing sometimes

Intersectional Feminism 101: White feminists, it’s not always about you.

“And I don’t think we should be making life more confusing for our children.”

They use the same wax for their banjo’s as they do their mustaches?

We can’t even get hand-crafted, artisanal hipster douches anymore.

America’s chocolate game is WEAK. So weak.

If for no other reason than it’s bad TV. If I want to hear someone prose on about pregnancy or their upcoming trip, I’ll talk to my friends. And they are at least funny, cuss and not super into god so yeah, I’ll pass.

‘Whoa, where did that come from, what’s that about,’

Give it a couple of hours, you’ll start to see that description on Facebook posts, as “The TRUTH about Planned Parenthood revealed by AG investigation!!!”

EVERYTHING WRONG IN AMERICAN IS PLANNED PARENTHOOD’S FAULT!