Had my own cartridge back in the day with a couple dogs, one I really liked though was this Miniature Pincher I (creatively) named Lucky. My parents saw this and actually went out and adopted a Miniature Pincher, whom we named Lucky of course.

Interesting. During my own playthrough, when I got the guy you can see walking through the window, they appeared to be following the Adventure Line, but it isn’t there in the article’s example. I wonder if it was just overlapping random events (I know the line can sometimes be seen at random through windows) or if…

You’re missing the obvious, pointed statement the game is making by featuring zombies: the devs don’t consider Rittenhouse’s victims, or progressives in general, to be fully human. They don’t consider shooting left-wing protesters to be murder.

Everyone should just go play Astral Chain instead so it gets a sequel

Also, Rittenhouse doesn’t have a special “crocodile tears” mode that makes him immune to all damage and scrutiny.

So they made a Flash game that would have made it to #3 on Popular on Newgrounds circa 2009 for a day before dropping off. Neat! Good job guys. Maybe they should try the erotica section next time, considering they can all fuck themselves.

You’re not understanding how this works. “Keep YOUR politics out of video games; not mine.”

So let’s talk about it honestly. A child with an illegally obtained firearm crossed state lines and, while only equipped with said gun (instead of the first aid he claimed to possess), brandished it at multiple unarmed civilians. After being called out for being the punk he was, he shot and killed an unarmed man after…

Wait I thought the right always complained when there was politics in our entertainment?

He went looking for a fight and found one.  That isn’t self defense, except in Wisconsin and Florida.

“Nordic Empire Games”

That artwork is not at all realistic. First off, it shows Rittenhouse as having a chin and jawline.

Who would have guessed that a company named “Nordic Empire Games” would develop a game about murdering civil rights protesters?

The GIF is funny, but the sentiment is real.

Don’t mind me, I’m just rolling around in all this sweet, sweet money I get for negging on NFTs, paid by... paid by... um... you know... the anti-NFT lobby!

This isn’t a case of Kotaku being paid to crap on NFTs. This is a case of “everyone is telling you that it sucks except the people who want to get rich off you.” The idea is outright terrible from the perspective of anyone who actually consumes games (and fantastic from the perspective of anyone who wants to sell NFTs…

Everytime someone starts whining about this, they never explain what those things that NFTs can actually be used for are, and how they’re better than existing methods.

Okay, name one thing. A new thing it brings to the table or improves upon.

That’s because there isn’t anything they can be used for that isn’t already being done with simpler technology.