I like to imagine him roaming the wilds of America, bringing wisdom and serenity to frightened, huddled communities of survivors in the years after the collapse of civilisation.

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Great! The lifetime warranty will be something to scream about when that Single-Point-Of Fail buckle inevitably fails.

Great! The lifetime warranty will be something to scream about when that Single-Point-Of Fail buckle inevitably…

Or you could finally give up the day job and follow your dreams of being an artist.

Lots and lots of people have been saying for weeks now that 2016 has been terrible - and they’re right. BUT... with just over 288 hours remaining, there are 288 more chances left for things to get worse.

As in the case of Anders Breivik, there is more social benefit to pinning this murderous shithead down like an insect specimen and examining WHY he did this and HOW he was able to do so.

I’m going to nominate Far Cry 3's Classic White Saviour, Jason “Jaaysawn Path Ov De Warriaww” Boyd.

So... this will be an action adventure game in which you assume the role of an alcoholic widower committed to stopping his only remaining daughter from seeing an Englishman - by any means necessary.

There’s nothing wrong with the idea of being patient with a show. ‘The Walking Dead’ itself lost a lot of people halfway through season 2, for example, because they lost patience with it - BUT it rewarded the rest of us who stuck around.

Metroid Prime: Possesses the WORST control system for a first-person shooter since before Doom let you use a mouse.

“There will be no capes in THIS house!” said my dad after I showed him your comment. OK, he was laughing a lot but the message was clear.

If I bought my dad a cape he’d look at it, look at me, look back at the cape... then drag me by my hair to the nearest pub, shove me on a bar stool and make me wear that cape. Then he’d call all his friends to come over and laugh at me.

It’s something so basic it should be taught to 12-year olds. Along with ‘how to spot when someone might be poisoned’ and ‘how to spot when someone might have a concussion’.

I already answered this but I’ll reiterate my point: It IS censorship. You know who’s stopping him from slapping a bumper sticker on his car saying whatever he wants?

Solution:

It IS censorship. A license plate is a badge that identifies the car - and the owner, and anyone associated with the owner (how’s that freedom working out, America?) but a small group of people have chosen to annoint themselves as moral guardians when it comes to certain variables of the symbols on those plates.…

Humour is like The Uncertainty Principle.

Well, you’re assuming but that wasn’t really my point.

The singular problem with war is that it is glamorous.