Youre’re pretty dumb apparently. The tweet is completely straightforward and there is nothing to get. Stop trying so hard.

I think we may have a winner

Minnesota is one of the less fat states in this great country.

Welcome to Jezebel were women are treated with respect when its convenient.

There's nothing gross about lending people defend themselves as part of the legal process, even if they are guilty. It's a basic right and not one that should be taken away because we think what he may have done is really bad. Given this country's history, and the recent attention focused on Black Lives Matters, is…

Takin Kwali and Common say what

The USA is much more lax than other developed countries in Europe or Asia when it comes to professional dress.

Fat women and men are not normal. America is an anomaly. The vast majority of populations around the world are much slimmer and healthier. There is nothing attractive about a higher risk of heart disease, diabetes or strokes. There is a huge health crisis in America and trying to pretend obesity is normal is killing…

Yeah, all those middle aged, straight white guys are the ones doing the weekly critiques of female celebritie’s fashion choices in woman’s gossip magazines and blogs. What color is the sky in your world?

Yep, she's basically a Gawker writer...

I'm not sure you should be criticizing other writers when this article makes it clear that Jordan has no understanding of why the current cba favors younger players over older. An increase in the salary cap wouldn't change the fact that the cba dictates that newly drafted players will be cheaper than vets. The union…

Except that more money won't solve the issue. The problem is young players are cheaper than vets, which makes them more attractive in a salary cap situation. Raising the salary cap will do nothing to change that dynamic. Some more money would get sent to the elite vets like Rogers or Watts, but the average vet would…

Pretty sure the MLS business model is to make money. I’m not sure why anyone would expect anything different. not sure what sort of big reveal you would be expecting. And the idea that MLS should not try to sign certain Americans because they are too talented is beyond idiotic.

I would love for all the outraged people here to tell us how many NWSL games they went to last year. The fact is that basically no one watches women’s professional soccer, including all the feminists at Jezebel. If you really care that much go grab season tickets to the WNBA or the NWSL.

Algebra is more useful as an adult that 90% of what you learn in college. And degrees are worthless if there are no benchmarks that need to be met.

What kind of weirdo hasn’t met anyone that’s good at math? There’s plenty of us and its sad grown adults try to make us the weird ones instead of the people who are so intimidated that some people are better at something than them.

I would be pretty pissed off of my college started giving degrees out to people who can’t pass 10th grade math. That’s why so many degrees are worthless now because they don't mean anything.

Holy shit you're living in some sort of bizarro land if you think black men have more leeway to be intense than white woman. Black boys get shot for even the slightest hint of aggression.

I'd rather people decide their own clothing choices. But it's cool you think your shame about your own body should be projected onto everyone else.

Cool body shaming brah. It's not like the vast majority of men have any issue with allowing attractive women to go topless.