Replace Curry with Gawker and its pretty much true.

Boris better shut up or else Nike is going Berian under a mound of attacks.

How about an article where an unnecessary abortion was stopped.... by a woman keeping her legs closed.

If we’re going to pretend that men can be women, then male NBAers should feel free to join the WNBA.

The new megaman cartoon just looks so gay. It’s awful. Bring back the regular megaman.