the plot sounds kinda rapey. count me out.

make one more god damn lost ring joke, i dare you

wow a whole week

if you cant watch the 10 second video you can spend 5 minutes reading about it?

cut the hyperbole. this play unfolded like a textbook fifa goal.

bro quit fat shaming

is this lit or not

you’re aware not everyone lives in eastern standing time, right? that’s the whole idea behind ‘time zones’

glad to see HRC recognizes blacks as humans now and not superpredators

why? it’ll be an unmitigated disaster and a permanent stain on the GOP after 4 years of trump. bring it on, says this liberal.

Word is*, the Girl Scout repeatedly yelled things like “The game done changed” and “My name is my name!” after each successful purchase, and were quickly and roundly condemned by Jezebel for cultural appropriation.

but the email servers are no big deal

omg someone with even the slightest understanding of legal procedure! what a breath of fucking fresh air.

gawker media articles on law are so fucking terrible/hyperbolic. my favorites are “outrage as defense lawyer defends client”

‘a typo’

i cannot fucking believe this is the dissenting opinion on jezebel.

jesus christ, i am no fan of fallon’s but seriously try harder bobby. i know it’s friday but you still have to work.

cool taek

it’s jezebel, surely they’re being subversive

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